mike, what's up with all that s&$t on your hat?

mike's a cool dude but sometimes i wonder about him. the kid walks around with business cards and price tags on his hat. "what's up with all that craziness mike? haha. just kidding. we clowned him and he had no idea what we were doing, the kid was completely oblivious. we're all family here so no bad feelings. you're a good sport mike.